New invention idea: vibrating tampons
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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