They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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