we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She's the barista slut.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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