we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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