: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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