Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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