i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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