Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Dear god my vagina.
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