yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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