He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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