i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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