so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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