Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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