I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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