I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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