if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We got so high we made milksteak
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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