Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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