IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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