just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
What a dumb baby whore.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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