we have officially lost it.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize
