this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You are a genius and a whore.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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