A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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