just come out here and I will go home with you...
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
