were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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