I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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