Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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