i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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