I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Randomize