The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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