she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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