Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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