Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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