So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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