How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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