saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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