Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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