I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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