he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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