i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
