do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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