So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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