Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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