She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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