JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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