If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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