Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
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Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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