Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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