he puts the penis in happiness.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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