We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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