I will die if light touches me.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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