Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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