You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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