No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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