I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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