Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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